I'm not just a loser, I'm a joker, I'm a deadbeat. I've never been in a relationship in my whole life, I'm timid and insecure. My youth is just a string of fantasies, every day I daydream about having a girl to walk down the street with, go shopping with, hang out with. But the reality is I've mooched off my parents, went to a garbage school, muddled through and got a dead-end job. I'm a guy with three nothings: no dreams, no goals, no capabilities. Every time I see you making jokes about losers online, I feel like crying. I'm a rat under the ground, peeking through the cracks of the sewer at all the nice things above ground. Every time I see stuff like this, it hurts my soul and squeezes my living space even more. Please bro, give us clowns a way to survive. I really don't want to cry into my pillow so hard it gets soaked in broad daylight.